Crispin Best’s Favorite Novellas

10. Marcovaldo, by Italo Calvino
The main character in Marcovaldo is called Marcovaldo. I like him a lot. I think he is a good person trying to do his best and I like that about him. Calvino could do anything he wanted.

9. Et Tu, Babe, by Mark Leyner
Lots of things happen in this little book. The President explains how he has sex with his wife who is the size of a Times New Roman lower-case ‘o’. I like the blurb on this book almost as much as the book itself: “A portrait of the artist as a flashbulb-tanned, steroid-swollen, priapic monster.” Good, right?

8. Pafko at the Wall , by Don DeLillo
I think this on its own is probably better than Underworld as a whole. I feel strongly that DeLillo did something very right with this. When I think of it, I think of sick all over Frank Sinatra’s sleeve.

7. Snow White, by Donald Barthelme
Out of everyone, I am most happy that Barthelme existed. I like to hold this book in front of my face and flick the pages and sort of half pay attention. “A canned good is more interesting than him.” Such a good line.

6. The Brief and Frightening Reign of Phil, by George Saunders
I felt sad and political when I read this. Saunders makes me feel how serious silliness is. He makes me optimistic and scared.

5. Small Pale Humans, by Daniel Spinks
This is my favourite thing on the internet. Bear Parade was among the first things I read when I was starting to appreciate ‘internet literature’. Small Pale Humans is almost certainly the longest thing that I have read on the internet without realizing I was reading something on the internet.

4. The Metamorphosis, by Franz Kafka
I am 90% certain that The Metamorphosis is one of the funniest books I’ve ever read. There’s an audio version of it that I absolutely love. In my imagination, I am giving Kafka a hug with my trousers around my ankles, crying my eyes out.

3. In Watermelon Sugar, by Richard Brautigan
This book is the most gentle thing I have ever read.

2. Christie Malry Own Double Entry, by B.S. Johnson
I wish people like B.S. Johnson wouldn’t kill themselves. It seems much more difficult with the knowledge that B.S. Johnson, John Kennedy Toole and David Foster Wallace couldn’t hang on. Just now I want to squat on the kitchen counter and for my head to explode, straight upwards, and keep going.

1. The Dead, by James Joyce
I feel embarrassed trying to write about The Dead. If you haven’t read The Dead, read The Dead. If you have, perhaps you know what I mean.

Crispin Best’s debut chapbook MEN was recently published. His short fiction has appeared online at Eyeshot, Wigleaf, Robot Melon and many others. He has lived in Tokyo, Manchester and Cambridge but now lives back in London, next door to the house he grew up in. Find him HERE.

Matt Bell’s Favorite Novellas

The Brotherhood of Mutilation and Last Days, by Brian Evenson
Most likely, the only way new readers are going to come to these novellas now will be through their combined form in Evenson’s novel Last Days, but it’s still interesting to think of how they once existed independently of each other. It’s hard for me now to imagine how terrifying The Brotherhood of Mutilation must have been by itself, published years before the answers that Last Days delivers. Of course, the answers have a high cost—both physically, in the increasing number of amputations required of Kline, the detective at the heart of the mystery, and also spiritually, as Kline’s actions take him further away from what little about him remains human. Perhaps, in that sense, The Brotherhood of Mutilation suggested a wider range of options for Kline’s future, options that in Last Days are narrowed down to a single, horrific thread.

The Name of the World, by Denis Johnson
This was published as a novel, but I don’t believe it for a second. 120-some pages of big fonts and wide spacing, and I’m claiming this as a novella. And it’s better for the classification, I think. The Name of the World is a great book, I think, but it would be too slight if read as a traditional novel—the story here is too simple, and the resolution less than conclusive. Michael Reed, a one-time senatorial aide and current professor, is trapped by grief after his wife and daughter die, relying on the kindness of strangers to keep him from having to take any real action: “People gave me gifts, people liked me, maybe because they sensed I was virtually dead and couldn’t hurt them.” It takes a free-spirited performance artist/amateur stripper named Flower Cannon to break him out of his rut, and although that sounds like the worst possible plot imaginable, it’s done in a vague and magical way here, which keeps the book from being trite and allows it to come closer to accomplishing it’s own goals of revealing “the danger in hiding oneself away from the nauseating vastness of a conscious human life.”

I Am Death, or Bartleby the Monster (A Story of Chicago), by Gary Amdahl
The first novella in a collection of novellas, Amdahl’s I Am Death is reluctantly narrated by Jack, a Chicago journalist, who’s contacted by a mobster who wants Jack to write his biography. Unfortunately, the mobster takes after Melville’s Bartleby, in this case by preferring that his lawyer speak for him at every opportunity, preventing any real work from getting done. Jack and the lawyer, George Swanson, speak to each other in large, self-absorbed sentences, simultaneously self-aware enough to be grandiose while still being blind enough to miss the implications of their own words. At one point, Jack writes himself a note to remind himself that he is “going to pieces in a calm and methodical way,” while the lawyer compares himself to Al Jolson, saying, “Guy spends his whole life being someone else… They couldn’t be Jews so they put on blackface. See, this is George Swanson in mob face.” The novella sets up a great tension between the kind of people who compromise themselves to become successful (or even to have the chance of being successful) and those who cannot or will not, and so are destroyed by the everyday terror of their lives.

Kneller’s Happy Campers, by Etgar Keret
Like all of Keret’s best work, the concept here is fantastic: A world much like our own, only it’s an afterlife populated by nothing but suicides. So it’s kind of shitty there, and no one smiles, and our sad-sack narrator has to go on a road trip to find his ex-girlfriend, who’s also killed herself, only to get mixed up in a variety of angelic plots, messianic craziness, and the usual Etgar Keret mix of violence, confusion, and people trying to be sweet to each other but mostly failing. At one point, the narrator is so depressed he contemplates killing himself again, only to realize that if the punishment for killing yourself is this bad, the punishment for being dumb enough to do it twice must be even worse. Every time I think of that I can’t help but smile, even though I know it shouldn’t be funny. But in Keret’s hands, of course it is, because even though it’s a bad moment for the protagonist, you can almost feel Keret having to restrain his imagination from offing his character just so he could describe this new, worse double-suicide afterlife. It’s the longest thing Keret’s written that I know about, and while it’d probably be a short story if written by anyone else, it felt absolutely epic coming after a couple dozen of his two or three page stories.

Matt Bell is the author of two forthcoming chapbooks, How the Broken Lead the Blind (Willows Wept Press) and The Collectors (Caketrain), and his fiction has appeared or is upcoming in magazines such as Conjunctions, Meridian, Barrelhouse, Monkeybicycle, and Keyhole. Find him HERE.

Ken Baumann’s Favorite Novellas

“Novella” is a tough word because it sometimes implies a lack of… bigness. But here are some short books that I’ve been influenced by:

The Revisionist, by Miranda Mellis
A beautiful and fractured diorama of the future.

The Horla, by Guy De Maupassant
Three versions of a similar story: Man goes mad. Lucid and terrifying.

EVER, by Blake Butler
This book contains something new.

The Immoralist, by André Gide
Sorrowful and difficult.

Tracer, by Frederick Barthelme
Oh, boy. This book is funny and gorgeous. I think Barthelme really paints with light here.

Light Boxes, by Shane Jones
An exciting new myth.

Ken Baumann lives in Los Angeles, California. He edits the online literary journal No Posit and co-edits the print literary journal No Colony. He’s a founding member of BRAIN, an artist collective. His first novel, Interim, is currently running, looking for someone to bite. Find him HERE.

Nick Antosca’s Favorite Novellas

The border between novel and novella (and the wily “novel/novella in short stories”) is dubious, so the classification of some of the below may be debatable, but here goes. They aren’t really in exact order—consider the first three a tie.

Singularity, by William Sleator
Technically, this is a “YA novel,” but it’s short enough that by adult fiction standards we’d consider it a novella. Read it as a child and loved it, recently re-read it and realized how intelligently conceived and elegantly structured it is. Two twin brothers staying alone in a country house discover a small building on the property; time operates differently inside of it. What begins as a fairly standard if exceptionally well-written sci-fi story becomes a weird, Zen prison diary. A near-perfect little book. I wrote more about it HERE.

The Martian Chronicles, by Ray Bradbury
One of the most lovely and mysterious books I know. Bradbury threw together and revised a bunch of short stories he’d written about the colonization of Mars, and together they become an alternate history of humankind expanding into the universe. One of the great underrated works of literature from the last hundred years, comparable in scope and beauty to Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Jesus’ Son, by Denis Johnson
No need to go into detail about this. Almost everyone has read it. It’s amazing.

The Ebony Tower, by John Fowles
A naive artist goes to the French countryside to profile the reclusive and lecherous painter Breasley, an old man now living by himself with two often-undressed young women. Humiliation follows. Fowles is spectacularly good at narrating bewilderment and the crunching down of psychological barriers. Also at describing women.

Wise Blood, by Flannery O’Connor
I like how she loves crazy young men in gorilla suits. Flannery O’Connor writes page-turners.

Treatise, by Noah Cicero
A “remix” of Chekhov’s “My Life,” Treatise is a vicious, weird, and hilarious. I wrote more about it HERE. Cicero is a genius and it’s a crime that his earlier masterpiece Burning Babies hasn’t been published.

Candide, by Voltaire
Is this a novella? Not sure. I think so, given its length. Funny, cruel, convinced of the silliness of human optimism.

Le Grand Meaulnes, by Alain-Fournier
A young wanderer in the French countryside finds himself at a strange chateau where there’s a costume party underway. He encounters a beautiful woman, falls in love, then must leave after a young man at the party apparently commits suicide. He spends the rest of his life trying to find his way back to the chateau and the woman.

Philosophy in the Boudoir, by the Marquis de Sade
The wittily sadistic meanderings of a pathological mind, before his pathologies corroded his sense of humor to the point where he was literally just listing tortures.

Apt Pupil, by Stephen King
One of the best things King ever wrote. Short, vicious, efficient. All-American boy recognizes the Nazi war criminal next door and demands to hear stories of the camps—
with all “the gooshy parts.”

Nick Antosca’s stories have appeared in Nerve, Identity Theory, The New York Tyrant, The Antietam Review, Hustler, Opium, elimae, and others. He has published two novels: Fires (Impetus Press) and Midnight Picnic (Word Riot Press). His website is brothercyst.